The Shoplifting Seagull

This blows my mind. This bird nonchalantly strolls into a store in Aberdeen, Scotland, grabs a bag of Doritos, and scampers off with the goods. Apparently, people are paying, yes, PAYING for this birds thievery. They think it's 'cute.'

I'm cute. Heck, I spent the first three months of my life tripping over these cumbersome ears, all in the name of cuteness. And when I simply try to get a cookie off the coffee table, I get read the riot act.

There is simply no justice in the world. Harumph.

You can check out the video on unlikelymoose.com's blog at this link:
http://www.unlikelymoose.com/blog/comments/838_0_1_0_C/

My first post - I lost a tooth yesterday

So, over the past couple of weeks, we've noticed that my breath has become pretty awful. Not just the usual dog breath, but a quick shift from 'rotten trout' to 'downright nasty and probably toxic.'

I hadn't had a good brushing for a couple of weeks. I don't like to get my teeth brushed, ok? It's not fun, I mean. I put up with it, but I'm just not a fan is all I'm tryin' to say.

So anyway, yesterday both the humans here pinned me down, and brushed. And when the whole thing was over, there it was. Just lying on the bathroom tile. One of my teeth. And suddenly, I smell a whole lot better.

But now they're talking vet. Man, I really don't like where this is going.